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Now, on to some gossip I recently picked up~~
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----Aoba-chan
Well, it seems that a few months ago, little Aoba-chan's mother was run over by a car!! The car then proceeded to smash into young teenage fellow named Yusuke Urameshi~!
Seeing as he's a poor, supple, under-developed boy with a girls face, the police COULDN'T just let him run the streets, now that his parent was dead! He's a gentle flower who needs to be nurtured~ :lmfao:
He was only in the adoption agency for a two days, before Izaya-kun went and signed the papers~! Yup, you heard that right - Izaya Orihara has adopted dearest little Aoba-chan!! From what I've heard, they haven't been getting along at all, seeing as Aoba-chan hates Izaya-kun and all. Apparently Aoba-chan has been blasting his music in his room day in and day out, just to piss of his 'father'~!
I also heard that Aoba-chan's room lock's from the outside... and Izaya-kun shuts him in there a lot. Hmmm~~
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----Shizu-chan
Fortune still has not improved for our dearest Shizu-chan~! After the divorce to Samuel L. Jackson which led into dept, he's been forced to push drugs on the streets. Even that wasn't enough~!
He got on with that fellow named Zack Fair; and apparently their romance was one of epic proportions~! BUT - Zack died. He was shot to death by a man pretending to be a ninja, who went by the name of "Sasuke", and kept calling Shizu-chan "Naruto". Needless to say, once the police arrived on the scene, Sasuke had begun laughing like a madman, and he is now being held in a supermax prison. O^O May he never see the light of day~
According to my source, a heartbroken Shizu-chan has been in the USA these past few months - and get this; he's been giving blow jobs on the Santa Monica Boulevard for petty cash! Shizu-chan has been reduced to a prostitute - who doesn't even speak English! GASP!
In addition to his already massive problems; Izaya-kun is claiming that they are married, and that little Aoba-chan is partly his responsibility! He's demanding child support, and he's even somehow managed to produce a sufficiently official marriage certificate. It is uncertain just HOW he did this, seeing as same-sex marriage is still illegal in Japan. The police don't seem to care enough to intervene, though~
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----Kasuka-kun
You heard it right~! Kasuka-kun is back in rehab again. He's still trying to break his addiction to sex and cocaine, and the media has been all over him~!
Apparently, just a few weeks ago Kasuka-kun was forcefully removed from a Hooter's for having been caught snorting coke off of Neil Patrick Harris' ass in the public bathroom. What NPH was doing is said Hooter's is still a mystery; but it's safe to say that Kasuka-kun indeed has a problem.
He has been romantically tied to Lindsey Lohan, as of last Saturday. According to the two; they met in rehab. Pffft~~
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----Mikado-kun
Tanaka-Taro --- I mean, Mikado-kun, has developed a VERY disturbing fascination with pens, as of late. An interview with his closet friends; Kida-kun and Anri-san, has revealed that Mikado-kun has been spending a LOT of time with a man name Light Yagami. According to him, they will become the "God's of the New World", but in doing so, it requires lots of pens and paper.
Light Yagami was arrested three weeks ago for laughing and running nude through the streets, eating potato chips, and scribbling madly on every surface available. No word yet has been reported on what Mikado-kun has to say about loosing his partner~
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Well, as always~ Kanra-chan loves you all~!! And, alas, I must leave on that note~! There is so much gossip to be had, and so little time~ But I will return, fear not~!
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Izaya-kun, I'll take care of Aoba-chin if you can't handle him~ ;D
And Shizuo-kun, please, if you need somewhere to stay, you can always come here~!!
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